Funny shyari

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating
hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai…

ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..

MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….
aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………

ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….
tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….

MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..
machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..

ORIGINAL:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….
mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….
tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….

MODIFIED:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….
tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….
tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….

ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole
ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..

MODIFIED:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole
chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
chOle…..chOle
…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,
Par haaye re meri kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.

Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!