Wednesday, August 11, 2010

sms shyari


Ret per naam likhne se kya fayeda
ek aayi lahar kuch bachega nahin,
aur tumne paththar dil mujhe kah to diya
paththaron per likhogi mitega nahin…. :-)


Ek aur sher pesh-e-khidmat hai:

“Sote hain har raat ham chah kar yehi,
ki sapne na aayen hamein, aur jo aayen to sirf tere hi;

par sapno ki duniya haqueeqat nahin hoti,
bina shikwe bin gam jindagi jindagi, nahin hoti”


Nashibo ke khel ajib hote hai,
chahane wale ko anshu hi nashib hote hai,
kaun chahta hai apno se dur hona,
par aksar bichar jate hai jo dil ke karib hote hai.



1) Ishq kar deta hai bekrar, bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyaar, har 1
ko nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai
intezar….. ….

2) Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala “Chehara Janab ka.”

3) Baithe-Baithe jindgi barbad na kijiye. Jindgi milti hai kuchh kar
dikhane k liye. Roke agar aasman hamare raste ko. To taiyar ho jao aasman
jhukane k liye.

4) Aapki yad na aaye to hum bewafa, Aap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafa,
Hume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi,1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jaye
to hum bewafa.

5) Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi….

6) Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi
banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi
banti…

7) Rangat teri zulfo ki ghatao ne churai
Khusboo tere anchal se hawao ne udai
Paimane ka dil na tut jaye to kahu main
Hai cheez gazab ki jo nigaho ne pilai

8) Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani, Na wo hasin din na wo raatein suhani, Phir
bhi hume aziz hai unki har nishaani, Chahe dil ka wo dard ho ya aankho ka
paani…

9) Kisike dil me basna bura to nahi,kisiko dil me basana khata to
nahi,gunah hai ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,zamaane wale bhi insaan
hain khuda to nahi.

10) Patti, patti Gulab ban jati
Har kali mehare khwab ban jati
aapne dali na kuch aisi mehkdana najre
warna subhaki os bhi sharabh ban jati



Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal,
Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal
Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me,
Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me…



Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Hasana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha
Rula K Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yar Ha
Or Jo Rula K Khud B Aansu Bahaye
” Wo Sacha Pyar Ha ”
`
Jab Ye Jhukti Ha To
Dunya Ki Har Shay Apne Andar Samait Leti Hy
Jab Ye Dekhti Ha To
Samandr Ki Gehraion Se Moti Nikal Leti Hy
Jab Ye Mskurati Hy To
Dunya Ki Tamam Masumiat Apne Andar Jazb Kr Leti Hy
Jab Roti Ha To
Arsh Ko Hila Deti Hy
Or Jab Band Hoti Hy To
Dunya Ko Rula Deti Hy



Kaun kisko dil mein jagah deta hai,
Ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai.
Wakif hain hum duniya ke riwazon se,
Dil bhar jaye to har koi bhula deta hai…………….

Kade Yaad Na Kita Uhne Saanu,
Assi Hi Appni Yaad Dawayi Gaye,
Kinj Karan Aitbaar Zindgi Da,
Jad Apne Hi Saanu Bhulayi Gaye,
Saade Naal Hoyi Bekadri Par,
Assi Appna FARZ Nibhayi Gaye

Dil kisay dee yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil day main dhondaa rehaa,

Tur paye oh aun gay main taangh vich,
Ghar daa booha kholda dhondaa rehaa,

Ikk pall vee mil na sakiyaa dil nu chain,
Gamm dee chakki umar bhar jhondaa rehaa,

Hijjar vich hanjhu hee main kerey nhi,
Khoon see nainaa chon jo chondaa rehaa,

Ikk pall vee na eh hassiya gareeb,
Terey gamm vich tadphdaa rondaa rehaa.



Ja to rahen hain muskurake,
dard hota hain dil mein;
Aapko dikhta hain ki main khush hun,
magar yeh dil rota hain akeyle main!!!
—————————————
kaash meri zindagi mein koi sapna sach hota,
kaash meri zindagi mein koi apna hota,
kaahs meri zindagi mein yaaroon;
kaash hi na hota!!!
—————————————
Sapna Ek lekin mushkile hazar hain,
Tanhayie aur gum to mere bachpan ke yaar hain,
ab to yeh dil maut ke liye bhi taiyaar hain,
kyunki is zindagi mein hume sirf bewafaon se pyaar hain!!!


KHWAAB

KHWAAB dekhte ab dil thak chukaa hai
mera har khwaab patthar sa hua hai
sheesha hota to ttotne ka ghum n ahi hota
yeh to patthar hokar fir toot gayaa hai
—————————————-
Toote hooey is patthar jaise
Kabhi kisi ka dil na ho
Bikhre huae dil ke tookade
Kabhi kisi ke takdeer mein na ho..


Ja to rahen hain muskurake,
dard hota hain dil mein;
Aapko dikhta hain ki main khush hun,
magar yeh dil rota hain akeyle main!!!
—————————————
kaash meri zindagi mein koi sapna sach hota,
kaash meri zindagi mein koi apna hota,
kaahs meri zindagi mein yaaroon;
kaash hi na hota!!!
—————————————
Sapna Ek lekin mushkile hazar hain,
Tanhayie aur gum to mere bachpan ke yaar hain,
ab to yeh dil maut ke liye bhi taiyaar hain,
kyunki is zindagi mein hume sirf bewafaon se pyaar hai



Khata karti hai yeh aankhein,
Saza pata hai yeh dil,
Dekha tumhe chahti hai yeh ankhein,
Bekarar rehta hai yeh dil,
Ankhon ki saza pata hai ,
Lekin firbhi akelemain muskurata hai dil
Jo tum ho toh khilkhilata hai
Jo Tum nahi to murjha jata hai yeh dil,
Tumhare khayalo main dubjata hai
Saari duniya ko bhoola jata hai dil,
Fir ek din tumko dil ki baat batata hai
Ankhein jukha ke kya kuch keh jata hai yeh dil,



Kar layi galti dil naddan ne,
Moh liya sanu usdi muskaan ne,
Dil da dard kise nu ki dasna,
Jaan baan ke jaan kad layi sadi jaan ne.



friendship shyari



Tum na mano ye haqikat hai.
Dosti insan ki zarurat hai.
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me,
Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai…

Dosti ka pehala salaam aapke naam,,,,,,,,,,
Hamaari zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,,,,,,,,,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam………..
`
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Hamari Dosti bhi krishn Aur sudama se kam nahi…
`
Hasee chupaana kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
her musafir jindgi ka sahara nahi hota,
milte hai log is tanha jingi me per,
har koi dost tumsa payara nahi hota..
`
Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai…
Nazar ki zindigi sunsaan ho gayi hai….
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi….
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai…

Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,,,,,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain…
`
Na mujhe yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Na baante yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas Dil ki dili tammana hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas hamara naam zroor yaad rakhna….
`
Dua karte hain hum sir jhukae dargaah pe,,,,
Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Teri rahon me ho kaanten agr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
To un kaanto ko hataane ke liye khuda hame bulaaye…
`
Aapki yaari Aapki wafa hi kafi hai,
Tamam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai,
Jahan milo dekh ke muskura dena,
Jene ke waste ye aasra hi kafi hai….
`
Shama se ujaale dhor ho jaate,
To chand ki chahat kise hoti?
Kat sakati akele ye zindagi,,,,,,
To dosti ki saughaat kyon hoti ?



Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !


Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
?
?
?
?
?
excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p




Mohabbat Dosti Ka Naam Hai Agar
Tu Chalu Aak Dosray Kay

Dost Ban Jaay Aaak Dosray Ko Janay
Aak Dosray Ko Pahchanay

Aak Dosray Ki Adato Say
Waqif Ho Jay Chalu Aak Dosray Kay

Dost Ban Jaay Aak Dosray Ki Manae
Aak Dosray Ko Manaaay

Kabhi Rooth Jaay Kabhi Maan Jaay
Chaloo Aak Dosray Kay Dost Ban Jaay…




Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain

Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain

Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain

Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….


Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.

I made a list of my dearest person,
And I wrote them down in pencil,
I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink,
Bcoz i decided to keep U in my list forever.

God gives us two gifts…
One is chance and the other is choice,
Chance 2 have friends
And choice to select the best ones like U.

Don’t walk infront of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi

Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,
Palko par aasoo chod jate hain,
Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana,
Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

In andhero ke liye kuch aftab mage hai,
Dua mein hamne dost kuch khas mage hai,
Jab bhi maga kuch rab se,
To aap ke liye khusiyo ka pal mage hai.

Chirago se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,
Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mange more,
Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi,
Zindagi ki saath bhi,
Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge yeh dost,
Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge.

Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahin jaate,
Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahin jaate,
Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahin jaate,
Aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chhode nahin jaate.



Bat aisi ho ke jazbat kam na ho,

Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gam na ho,

Dil ke kone mai itni jagah rakhna,

Ke khali khali se lage jab hum na ho.




1)
Hazaaron Line-en Aisi,
Ke Har Line pe bug nikle,
Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.

(RemixOf(
Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi,
Ke Har Khwaahish pe dum nikle,
Bahut nikle mere Armaan,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.
))2)

Hamen Jehar peene kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.

(RemixOf(
Hamen Aur Jeene Kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.
))

3)
Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,
Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,
Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!

(RemixOf(
Naayak nahin, Khalnaayak hoon main,
Julmi badaa, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Pyaar kee, mujhko kya kadar,
Is Pyaar Ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON KHALNAAYAK
))

4)
Jab koi bug, nikal jaaye,
Yaa code, crash kar jaaye,
Kar dena, maaf mujhe,
O Customer !!

(RemixOf(
Jab koi baat, bigad jaaye,
Yaa koi, mushkil pad jaaye,
Tum dena, saath meraa,
O Humnavaaaab !!
))

5)
Program meraa, chalaate ho,
To kuchh, ghabra se jaate ho,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain.

(RemixOf(
Nazar mujhse, milaati ho,
To Kuchh, sharmaa se jaati ho,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain.
))

6)
Hamaari hi, coding ne,
Customer ko maraaa,
Jab bhi karenge,
Royega bechaaraa.

(RemixOf(
Hamaari hi, mutthi mein,
Aakash saaraaa,
Jab bhi khulegi,
Chamkegaa taaraa.
))

7)
Mera program bikne pe,
Main bahut khush hua,
Crash hota hai,
To phir kyaa hya ?
phir kyaa hua ?

(RemixOf(
Tumko khush dekh kar,
Main bahut khush hua,
Ye aankh bhar aayee,
To phir kya hua ?
phir kya hua ?
))

8)
Humkaa s/w engg. na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ke cheez,
Coding kaise kee jaati hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.

(RemixOf(
Humkaa aisa vaisa, na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ki cheez,
Kaun bura hai, kaun bhalaa hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.
))

9)
Crash hote hain, Code-E-Mahaan hee,
Site-E-Customer pe,
Woh kyaa khaak crash honge,
Jo Customer khud likhe.

(RemixOf(
Girte hain, Sher-E-Savaar hee,
Maidaan-E-Jung mein,
Woh kyaa khaak girenge,
Ho Ghutnon ke bal chalen.
))

Related Shar :
“Humko maaloom hai,
Zannat ki hakeekat lekin,
Dil ke khush rehne ko,
Gaalib, ye khyaal achhaa hai.”

10)
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho Ye Sher,
Subpe “Wah Wah”, Ye samakh kar keh gaye.

(RemixOf(
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho ye sitam,
Har sitam, hum ye samajh kar seh gaye.


Funny shyari


Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating
hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai…



ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..

MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….
aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………

ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….
tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….

MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..
machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..

ORIGINAL:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….
mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….
tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….

MODIFIED:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….
tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….
tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….

ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole
ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..

MODIFIED:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole
chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
chOle…..chOle
…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..


Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,
Par haaye re meri kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.



Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya

Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.

Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do

Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….



Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
—————————————
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
—————————————
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
—————————————
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de



1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!